Kitchen Apron | Soylent Green Parody
Kitchen Apron | Soylent Green Parody
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🥫 Soylent Green Parody Apron – “It’s Made for Cooking!”
Serve up satire with style! Inspired by the cult classic Soylent Green, this apron mimics the iconic food can design—minus the dystopia. Whether you're grilling, sautéing, or just stirring the pot (literally and figuratively), this apron adds a cheeky twist to your kitchen adventures. A perfect gift for movie buffs, sci-fi fans, and cooks with a sense of humor!
🔍 Features
- Parody design modeled after the Soylent Green can label
- Made from 100% polyester canvas – soft, durable, and stain-resistant
- Tie-back closure for a secure, adjustable fit
- Vibrant print that stays bold wash after wash
- Strap color options: black, white, beige, blue, or pink
📏 One Size Fits Most
- Length: 31.50 in
- Width: 25.59 in
- Side Seam: 23.62 in
- Collar Width: 10.63 in
- Neck Strap: 20.47 in
- Waist Straps (each): 37.40 in
🧼 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron or dry clean
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
EU representative: Nicodemus Studios/Nicholas Childers, NicodemusStudios@outlook.com, 1801 Beechwood Dr, South Charleston, WV, 25303, US
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
